Whoa!
I went away for a day, and when I came back I realized that I hadn’t closed the freezer door correctly, meaning it had been left open about a millimeter for 24 hours or so. Which is stupid and embarrassing, but somehow it made things freeze in the refrigerator, because the water-in-a-wine-bottle that I’d been keeping in there since Irene had exploded outward in a mysteriously straight icicle, forcing the cap off.
Ha, also, photoshopping stains out of pictures of my refrigerator means I need to clean my refrigerator.
