I know this will just feed into what everyone is saying, but I love sweaters.– Drake (via seanfennessey)
When Angry Birds Get Therapy
I want to go get a coffee, but I’m afraid to leave my house because my [hot] landlord is in the hallway with someone else, and they’re fixing the roof, which has water damage because the door to the actual roof sometimes gets left open, and he thinks I do it, but I don’t, because I had to sign an extra clause on my lease that said I would never go up there (I’ve broken that...
Jokes Told to Me By a 5-Year-Old Last Night
manabouttown: A house is built; it breaks itself; and then it is built again. A woman walks into the kitchen. She is crying, so she sits down. She can do whatever she wants. Kaya walks into the kitchen, but there is nothing there. So she walks into the living room, but there is nothing there either.